-kicks your butt, like literally stretches her leg and kicks your butt-
I’m just going to Kanye shrug my way through life.
damn daniel
Now that I think about it, I missed the end of summer, didn’t I? And the entirety of autumn. So now it’s winter and here I am……… Somehow……….. Still………………………….. Y’know.. Suffering…………….Unbelievable…
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I’ve been just trying to chill, actually.
Hello, my name is Suzuki Airi and I’m the president of the “Protect Mamura Daiki” fanclub. May I, per chance, interest you in our monthly newsletter?
I- I- … Tough question, buddy. Friendship is a myth in yaoiland. If any of your “friends” catch you from behind it’s over, not gonna walk in a week or so. Just take good care of your butt and never blush too much, my advice. Yes and- hello.
So what you’re telling me is that this yaoi-land of yours is basically the r-rated version of shoujo-land where human relations go from 0 to 100 real quick. As in they go from rather unpleasant yet cliche first meetings, to continuous disagreeable chance encounters, to ‘what is this feeling in my chest’ late-night wonderings. Except in yaoi-land, it’s suddenly, ‘I want to my you-know-what in his you-know-where’/‘I want him to put his you-know-what in my you-know-where’. And hello hello to you too, my friend.